A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.
Bloody
explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land, come home with a tropical
disease, a suntan and a bag of brown lumpy things, and Bob's your uncle,
everyone's got a picture of them in their lavatory.